December 2011
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An updated "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the web
Nobody was reblogging, no one making fun of celebs
Looking at pictures of girls with cool hair
Watching Youtube videos and deciding to share
The Anons were asleep in their little race car beds
While everyone else tried to forget their tiny gray heads
Forever alone and unable to sleep
I decided to hop on Ebay to find something cheap
When...
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Do people in the UK think the "U Mad?" meme is...
You crazy bro?
Let's not forget that this time of year is full...
They are called menorahties.
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wellalright:
now kim kardashian is the most powerful kim in the world.
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Anonymous asked: Did you ever finish The Hunger Games? If so did you like it and what was your favorite part?
Message me your address if you want a Christmas...
I only have a few though.
I like NyQuil more than alcohol and most people.
See you at 5:00 am world.
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Anonymous asked: i think it's nice that you're trying to bring intelligence onto tumblr. it's in a really dorky jon stewart sort of way but it's still smarter than like 99% of tumblr. yeah. this has been a message.
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I just went to Google some lyrics but instead...
I type cooler than I speak.
Nothing like coming home after a long day and watching a nice game of football Arrested Development.
Goodnight world.
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I just woke up from a dream where I was April...
Quote worth mentioning:
(She was a gambling addict)
“LET ME JUST PLAY A TOURNAMENT! A TOURNAMENT! A TOURNAMENT!”
“IT’S A TOURNAMENT OF LIES!”
Really excited to read all of your novels.
November 2011
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Anonymous asked: I really appreciate your tumblr. Based on it, I would love to date you. If you were at least 5 years older, and had a job.
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Nerdiest Black Friday Deals →
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I ate, I napped, and soon I will shop.